April 2012
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fuck
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
March 2012
When my parents told me not to touch something...
totally-relatable:
while they’re standing there i’m like…..
as soon as they leave…..
(via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
friend: you can't just judge someone from what music they like
me: yes I can
